tylers 21..oh shit

So we begin this trip at my house christmas eve....
Steve showed up from ft collins and we began building a dollhouse (for my niece) in walks tyler, we all hug congradulate him on finally being a "man" and all the good stuff exchange our presents (Igot a DALE JR ornament how kick ass its that! and an amazingly kick ass CD (atreyu)) we finally had thedollhouse done cool time to go drink...wait ty has to be ralph the elf right quick....okay ready break!


BAR (good company)

as we walk in the doorman wishes ty a happy b-day very nice of him, we saddle up to the bar and order the boy up some drinks. First shot of the night was a chocolate cake (really fucked up because its clear and tastes like chocolate) then I think it was an alabama slamma, then a three wisemen gone huntin (nasty shit but its a right of passage), then a quick shot of patron to keep him going....inwalks ashely so we get the bo some goldshlagger because apparently he likes it, two three shots of that later I get him an incredible hulk. he downs that then the kids decide to do a jager bomb down the hatch it goes.
all this time and I have only had a shot of whiskey and one beer (I'm the DD) this is about two hours. well what comes next? well of course you gotta pee after all that so ty and steve head of to the bathroom...out walks steveo shaking his head apparently they met a guy in the head who was a desert storm vet and wished ty a happy b-day and bought him a shot of irish mist, that guy was kindaq drunk and wierd but oh well, at this point ty is good and gone so we decide to have some kareoke fun...I NEED A HERO... yeah that was funny as hell and we have pictures of all this mind you.... well at this point we firgure okay lets call it a night...proceed to leave the bar and ty decides he doesnt want to go home!

and that is where I will end this magical journey for now because my lawyer says I shouldnt talk about the next part yet its still a legal process apparently but I will